Sydvish

Apr 15
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(multiple choice) - What should I do?

I just got this email from my sister-in-law:

I was looking at your registry and saw that you picked out a white crib.  Are you going to paint the room a certain color?  I wanted to make the letters for her name to hang on the wall.  Just wondering what color I should do the letters.

My sister-in-law is wonderful, but we don’t have the same taste.  I was thinking just last night that I did not want to put the baby’s name on the wall.  I am also kind of particular and a control freak about the things that I will and will not hang on my wall/display in my home.  What should I do?

a.  Stop being a jerk and relinquish control of this one thing.

b.  Tell her politely that I don’t want letters on the wall (this will still hurt her feelings).

c.  Ask her to make letters than I can use on a bookshelf instead of the wall (is that rude)?

You’re not limited to the suggestions above, so please let me know if you come up with something better.

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Apr 14
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It's a girl!

She’s about 7 inches long (crown to rump), .5lbs, and everything appears to be in working order.  We are so excited!!!
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Apr 13
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Conversations with a 3-year old (Easter Edition)

  • Madelyn (to her mom at Easter Sunday Mass): Mommy, why is Jesus on the cross?
  • Madelyn's mom: he died on the cross
  • Madelyn: why?
  • Madelyn's mom: go ask Sydney
  • <Madelyn's mom laughs because she knows what's coming>
  • Madelyn: Sydney, why did Jesus die on the cross?
  • Sydney: (caught extremely off guard) to save us from our sins.
  • Madelyn: what?
  • Sydney: he died on the cross to save us from the bad guys. He's like a brave prince.
  • Madelyn: why did he save us from the bad guys?
  • Sydney: because he loves us very much and he wants us to be with him in heaven one day
  • Madelyn: why does he want us to go to heaven?
  • Sydney: because he lives there with his daddy and he wants us there too, so we can all be together, like a family.
  • Madelyn: is the priest his daddy?
  • Sydney: no, God is his daddy
  • Madelyn: oh, God is Jesus' daddy.
  • <long pause>
  • Madelyn: are we going to hunt for Easter eggs after church?
  • Sydney: Yes. <breathes huge sigh of relief>
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Apr 10
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Even our customers are in the Good Friday spirit! (should be next day saver)
(Sorry this is so blurry, I think my iPhone camera must be covered in hairspray).

Even our customers are in the Good Friday spirit! (should be next day saver)

(Sorry this is so blurry, I think my iPhone camera must be covered in hairspray).

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Apr 09
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Hormones

It is IMPOSSIBLE for me not to cry while watching a delivery on A Baby Story (no, I don’t watch it often, but I was sick Tuesday, so I Tivo’d some episodes, but didn’t get a chance to watch them).  Anyway, I can be thinking about anything else, but as soon as those babies pop out and cry for the first time, I get watery eyes and a lump in my throat.
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Inspiration from Nicki
We moved here when I was 6, but I consider 6-18 &#8220;growing up&#8221; so that&#8217;s why I am doing this house.  It looks kind of gloomy in this picture, but I swear it&#8217;s not that depressing!  (Here is a better picture).  This used to be Gram&#8217;s house; she grew up there.  My parents bought it from my grandparents when we were young, and we remodeled and moved in.  I loved living here.  Gram and Grandpa lived next door, Aunt Cookie lived slightly behind them to the right, and Aunt Margaret and my cousins lived all the way in the back.  It was a great house/yard for playing, because there was tons of space, and it was bordered on one side by a quiet street, on the other by a fence and a row of my Uncle Ney&#8217;s (short for Sidney, but pronounced &#8220;NAY&#8221;) wood sheds (he was a finished carpenter back in the day, and saved EVERYTHING), and in the back by cane fields.  When my out-of-state cousins would come down for Christmas and/or 4th of July, we would have huge spotlight games (there were 19 cousins) in the yard.  Nicki and I even had a playbook for all the best hiding spots.
For years, our garage was a rusty tin (3 car-ha!) garage that my mom said was still standing because the termites were holding hands.  My brothers and I loved to climb to the top via the elephant slide (picture shows the newfangled edition - the old one had a chamber in the middle so when you flipped it over, you could play Chinese torture machine, but that&#8217;s another story).  We&#8217;d stand the slide up so the trunk was leaning underneath the eave of the garage, then climb on top.  I have no idea how none of us never broke anything.  We also used the elephant slide for shelter in our foil wars, which Uncle Ney hated, because the foil balls (as hard as we tried to pick them all up) would get caught in the lawnmower.  Eventually, my parents had the tin garage torn down and replaced with a new one; it was a sad day.
We lived across the street from the levee and the Mississippi River.  My parents bought us levee sleds, but we usually just used cardboard boxes, because they worked better.  Glenn and Brett were even brave enough to try going down the levee in the wagon, which was pretty dangerous, because you couldn&#8217;t steer it, and the River Road is a busy highway.
Aunt Cookie and Uncle Ney also had a pool, which was awesome.  We swam a lot.  Glenn used to try and drown me, but he insisted it was just a game called &#8220;washing machine.&#8221;  We loved playing pool games with the cousins like food, shark, and marco polo.  We also loved to &#8220;rock the pool,&#8221; which basically means we all line up and do cannonballs off the diving board over and over until the water starts splashing all over the place (Uncle Ney did NOT like it when we played that game.  He would walk over to check out what we were doing every now and then - we called it &#8220;Neywatch&#8221;).
Every Sunday morning, Gram would cook grits, poached eggs, and hogshead cheese (looks gross in the Wikipedia pics; it doesn&#8217;t really look like that down here.  This is a more accurate picture, but still, not perfect.  Q&#8217;s groom&#8217;s cake was made of hogshead cheese [fit into a mold], and was DELICIOUS).  Anyway, we would all go there for breakfast before Mass, especially the kids.  After Mass we had Sunday family dinners, where the whole family (the ones who lived in Dville) would come to our house and eat.  Gram, my mom, and Aunt Margaret did the cooking.  I remember the roast, rice and gravy the most; Gram&#8217;s specialty.  Ooo, also Gumbo Dab (green gumbo).
If we ever left my Aunt Margaret&#8217;s house after dark, and had to walk back through the dark yard, Uncle Ray would say he&#8217;d turn the lights on for us to make us feel less scared, then he&#8217;d run around the side of the house and jump out from behind the bushes and scare the crap out of us.  It sucked then, but it&#8217;s fun to remember.  (He never gave up, he would do this EVERY time, and he got pretty creative).
If you&#8217;re still reading, thanks!  That was a fun nostalgia session.

Inspiration from Nicki

We moved here when I was 6, but I consider 6-18 “growing up” so that’s why I am doing this house.  It looks kind of gloomy in this picture, but I swear it’s not that depressing!  (Here is a better picture).  This used to be Gram’s house; she grew up there.  My parents bought it from my grandparents when we were young, and we remodeled and moved in.  I loved living here.  Gram and Grandpa lived next door, Aunt Cookie lived slightly behind them to the right, and Aunt Margaret and my cousins lived all the way in the back.  It was a great house/yard for playing, because there was tons of space, and it was bordered on one side by a quiet street, on the other by a fence and a row of my Uncle Ney’s (short for Sidney, but pronounced “NAY”) wood sheds (he was a finished carpenter back in the day, and saved EVERYTHING), and in the back by cane fields.  When my out-of-state cousins would come down for Christmas and/or 4th of July, we would have huge spotlight games (there were 19 cousins) in the yard.  Nicki and I even had a playbook for all the best hiding spots.

For years, our garage was a rusty tin (3 car-ha!) garage that my mom said was still standing because the termites were holding hands.  My brothers and I loved to climb to the top via the elephant slide (picture shows the newfangled edition - the old one had a chamber in the middle so when you flipped it over, you could play Chinese torture machine, but that’s another story).  We’d stand the slide up so the trunk was leaning underneath the eave of the garage, then climb on top.  I have no idea how none of us never broke anything.  We also used the elephant slide for shelter in our foil wars, which Uncle Ney hated, because the foil balls (as hard as we tried to pick them all up) would get caught in the lawnmower.  Eventually, my parents had the tin garage torn down and replaced with a new one; it was a sad day.

We lived across the street from the levee and the Mississippi River.  My parents bought us levee sleds, but we usually just used cardboard boxes, because they worked better.  Glenn and Brett were even brave enough to try going down the levee in the wagon, which was pretty dangerous, because you couldn’t steer it, and the River Road is a busy highway.

Aunt Cookie and Uncle Ney also had a pool, which was awesome.  We swam a lot.  Glenn used to try and drown me, but he insisted it was just a game called “washing machine.”  We loved playing pool games with the cousins like food, shark, and marco polo.  We also loved to “rock the pool,” which basically means we all line up and do cannonballs off the diving board over and over until the water starts splashing all over the place (Uncle Ney did NOT like it when we played that game.  He would walk over to check out what we were doing every now and then - we called it “Neywatch”).

Every Sunday morning, Gram would cook grits, poached eggs, and hogshead cheese (looks gross in the Wikipedia pics; it doesn’t really look like that down here.  This is a more accurate picture, but still, not perfect.  Q’s groom’s cake was made of hogshead cheese [fit into a mold], and was DELICIOUS).  Anyway, we would all go there for breakfast before Mass, especially the kids.  After Mass we had Sunday family dinners, where the whole family (the ones who lived in Dville) would come to our house and eat.  Gram, my mom, and Aunt Margaret did the cooking.  I remember the roast, rice and gravy the most; Gram’s specialty.  Ooo, also Gumbo Dab (green gumbo).

If we ever left my Aunt Margaret’s house after dark, and had to walk back through the dark yard, Uncle Ray would say he’d turn the lights on for us to make us feel less scared, then he’d run around the side of the house and jump out from behind the bushes and scare the crap out of us.  It sucked then, but it’s fun to remember.  (He never gave up, he would do this EVERY time, and he got pretty creative).

If you’re still reading, thanks!  That was a fun nostalgia session.

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Sydney is a Man, continued (or Mills is a Jerk Part II)

Hey Dude! 

I wondered if you could please add the following info to the next edition of the employee newsletter? 

Mills suggested I contact you since you are the fella that puts it together. 

One of our Catalog Specialist,             received a            Award, Friday, April 3, 2009 for being a strong team player in helping to train new team members, taking her time to present the catalog to CSR new-hires, and being generally pleasant to work with and always being willing to help her team. 

We hosed her down with silly string, blew horns, had a tiny bit of pyro and awarded her with the              Badge, a new car (match box) and $100 (play money).  We didn’t get any pictures, but would be glad to reenact the event for a picture if that helps your publication. 

He also thought that you might want to put my announcement in there.  What do you usually tell about a new person?  I don’t want to send you too much or not enough info. 

Thanks, man!

I thought it was crazy for a Marketing Manager to refer to a business partner as “dude,” but I blew it off.  Once I got to the “Thanks, man!” I realized that she must be in on the joke, because that’s just overkill.  Anyway, ha!

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Apr 08
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nickihebert:

I work with some geniuses. 
FYI-I work on the first floor so this wasn’t intended for me.  Thanks!

REBLOGGING SO CHARLES CAN ANSWER THIS QUESTION:  WTF?

nickihebert:

I work with some geniuses. 

FYI-I work on the first floor so this wasn’t intended for me.  Thanks!

REBLOGGING SO CHARLES CAN ANSWER THIS QUESTION:  WTF?

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GPOYW - Pregnancy in a Nutshell Edition
I realize this picture isn&#8217;t flattering in any way, but I thought this was hilarious.  I told Q that NO MATTER WHAT I SAID LATER (after I fell asleep on the couch) that we had to take 16 week pictures that night.  He complied (and, as predicted, I resisted).  Anyway, click here for a slightly better picture that shows my stomach more accurately, but I had to post the one above because I thought it captured the moment best.
P.S.  This was last week.  I made 17 weeks on Monday!

GPOYW - Pregnancy in a Nutshell Edition

I realize this picture isn’t flattering in any way, but I thought this was hilarious.  I told Q that NO MATTER WHAT I SAID LATER (after I fell asleep on the couch) that we had to take 16 week pictures that night.  He complied (and, as predicted, I resisted).  Anyway, click here for a slightly better picture that shows my stomach more accurately, but I had to post the one above because I thought it captured the moment best.

P.S.  This was last week.  I made 17 weeks on Monday!

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Apr 06
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nudawn:
DO IT
OMG.  I lol&#8217;d for like 10 minutes.  Honestly, I wish my thighs looked like hers, but they seriously do not.  I will think about it.  If I order this and it&#8217;s horrible, I am taking pictures with overhead fluorescent lighting and emailing them to you so you have to experience it too.  Then we can talk about frumpy.

nudawn:

DO IT

OMG.  I lol’d for like 10 minutes.  Honestly, I wish my thighs looked like hers, but they seriously do not.  I will think about it.  If I order this and it’s horrible, I am taking pictures with overhead fluorescent lighting and emailing them to you so you have to experience it too.  Then we can talk about frumpy.

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nudawn:
strike a pregger pose
Very cute, but I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s enough thigh-distracting color/pattern (plus, look at how tiny that bottom is&#8230;I have junk in the trunk (y&#8217;all).
P.S.  That lady is not really pregnant

nudawn:

strike a pregger pose

Very cute, but I don’t think that’s enough thigh-distracting color/pattern (plus, look at how tiny that bottom is…I have junk in the trunk (y’all).

P.S.  That lady is not really pregnant

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nudawn:

sydvish:

I went shopping this weekend, and found tons of fun stuff, including 4 new dresses.  I also found (but have not yet bought) this swimsuit.  It was the first one I tried on that (1) didn’t give me sausage link thighs and (2) made me happy!  The selection in maternity swimwear is pretty slim (and so are the leg holes [comedy drums])! I don’t typically go for paisley or patterns, but I read somewhere that if you don’t like your thighs, you should wear bright patterns to distract people from them.  Fun!
It’s kind of pricey so I want to sleep on it for a week or so, just to make sure.
Anyway, I am excited about warm weather and swimming!

wouldnt you rather go for a nice two piece you could wear after the parasite comes out?  this thing is kind of..um..frumpy.

I can&#8217;t believe you think this is frumpy!  Honestly, post-baby, I may never wear a two piece again (and this IS a two piece - I mean, the stomach showing kind).  The zebra skin with the hat is totally not me (but give her some cheetos and she can come over for beers, y&#8217;all!  The other one isn&#8217;t me either.  Maybe part of the reason you think this is frumpy is that in the other two pics, those girls are barely pregnant, so they look like they&#8217;d be more flattering?  I am going to be wearing this thing when I am 8 MONTHS PREGNANT (basically, picture a bowling ball with bowling pin legs walking around it water-friendly spandex).

nudawn:

sydvish:

I went shopping this weekend, and found tons of fun stuff, including 4 new dresses.  I also found (but have not yet bought) this swimsuit.  It was the first one I tried on that (1) didn’t give me sausage link thighs and (2) made me happy!  The selection in maternity swimwear is pretty slim (and so are the leg holes [comedy drums])! I don’t typically go for paisley or patterns, but I read somewhere that if you don’t like your thighs, you should wear bright patterns to distract people from them.  Fun!

It’s kind of pricey so I want to sleep on it for a week or so, just to make sure.

Anyway, I am excited about warm weather and swimming!

wouldnt you rather go for a nice two piece you could wear after the parasite comes out?  this thing is kind of..um..frumpy.

I can’t believe you think this is frumpy!  Honestly, post-baby, I may never wear a two piece again (and this IS a two piece - I mean, the stomach showing kind).  The zebra skin with the hat is totally not me (but give her some cheetos and she can come over for beers, y’all!  The other one isn’t me either.  Maybe part of the reason you think this is frumpy is that in the other two pics, those girls are barely pregnant, so they look like they’d be more flattering?  I am going to be wearing this thing when I am 8 MONTHS PREGNANT (basically, picture a bowling ball with bowling pin legs walking around it water-friendly spandex).

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I went shopping this weekend, and found tons of fun stuff, including 4 new dresses.  I also found (but have not yet bought) this swimsuit.  It was the first one I tried on that (1) didn&#8217;t give me sausage link thighs and (2) made me happy!  The selection in maternity swimwear is pretty slim (and so are the leg holes [comedy drums])! I don&#8217;t typically go for paisley or patterns, but I read somewhere that if you don&#8217;t like your thighs, you should wear bright patterns to distract people from them.  Fun!
It&#8217;s kind of pricey so I want to sleep on it for a week or so, just to make sure.
Anyway, I am excited about warm weather and swimming!

I went shopping this weekend, and found tons of fun stuff, including 4 new dresses.  I also found (but have not yet bought) this swimsuit.  It was the first one I tried on that (1) didn’t give me sausage link thighs and (2) made me happy!  The selection in maternity swimwear is pretty slim (and so are the leg holes [comedy drums])! I don’t typically go for paisley or patterns, but I read somewhere that if you don’t like your thighs, you should wear bright patterns to distract people from them.  Fun!

It’s kind of pricey so I want to sleep on it for a week or so, just to make sure.

Anyway, I am excited about warm weather and swimming!

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Apr 03
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Nicki thinks this is hilarious...

Sunday, I am going shopping for maternity clothes with my mom, mother-in-law, and sister-in-law.  If will definitely be interesting.
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