Whether pumping iron at home, creating shareholder value at work, or bearing a parasitic organism amidst your entrails, RAYNOR-BRAND RINGS OF TECHNOMANTIC HYPERPOWER give you the edge. Choose between THREE EXCITING MODELS with specific powers suited to your needs:
- THE “BILLY” gives you INSTANT-ON MUSTACHE, INFINITE STRENGTH, and the ability to WIN PIANO COMPETITIONS IN THE YEAR 2006.
- THE “MILLS” lets you KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS, or BULLETS FIRED FROM THE RING if kindness fails. Special feature: AUTO-POWERPOINT GENERATOR.
- THE “SYD” puts the future of the human race very, very close to your bowels, allowing you to FEED AN INTRUDER IN YOUR TRUNK until it has sufficient strength to BURST THROUGH YOU AND TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE.
Tired of getting beat up and having a naked upper-lip? Eager to micromanage employees until they weep tears of blood? Worried that the planet is running out of people? Get your RAYNOR-BRAND RING OF TECHNOMANTIC HYPERPOWER today!
Available through any found Ragbag or by slaying one of the wearers above in battle.
(GsPsOsYsWs, thanks to this).
Totally awesome GsPsOsYsWs courtesy of Mills. hahahahah
