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Jun 05
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Why can't you smoke cigarettes and drink coffee like the rest of us?

fatmanatee:

sharingtime:

Dear people who drink Diet Coke at 9 AM,

Why? Your habit makes no sense. Do you crave the taste right when you wake up in the morning? Or are you an addict who just needs a fix?

I like the taste of Kahlua, but you don’t see me drinking it in the morning. And if I am, the smell is conveniently obscured by coffee. No one is the wiser.

Sincerely,

A Concerned Citizen

Concerned citizen would also like to hear from those people who order the double quarterpounder with cheese meal supersized with a Diet Coke.

Good morning sharingtime and fatmanatee!  As I type, I am sipping my cherished morning Diet Coke, so I’ll tell you why it’s better than coffee.  Everyday, I take hot showers. Then I get out, have to blow dry my hair, stand under a bunch of lights to put make-up on, then use a flat iron.  All of these things make me hot.  I don’t want to drink a hot beverage while doing any of these things, and I need my caffeine fix early.  I also love the taste, (and the bubbles) which leads me to fatmanatee’s question.  While I don’t eat at McDonald’s, I do drink Diet Coke when I eat other fattening stuff (pizza, burgers, fries).  I started drinking Diet Coke to save the calories.  There are about 140 calories in a regular can of Coke (which I used to drink 2-3 of per day).  I decided one day,  that I would try Diet Coke, so that I could save the 420 calories/day, and indulge in things I really wanted (chocolate).  It was hard at first, but I suffered through it, and now love the taste of DC.  I can’t even drink real Coke now, nor can I drink Coke Zero.

Anyway, I like hot coffee, but I prefer to drink it outside on a cold day, or at night with dessert.  I don’t like iced coffee, and I hate cigarettes.

I hope this answers your questions!!!

11 notes | Comments (View)
  1. capricious reblogged this from fatmanatee and added:
    i mean let’s be honest. i had diet coke this morning, and i felt much better afterwards. addiction rock n rollllll. on a...
  2. onedayinthelife-deactivated2009 reblogged this from sharingtime and added:
    coffee drinkers and cigarette smokers. It’s nothing more than cold carbonated...And it’s...
  3. noahkai reblogged this from sharingtime
  4. thelifeilead reblogged this from sharingtime and added:
    regular coke or even mountain dew and...AM that person this ‘concerned citizen’ is talking...
  5. sleazeball reblogged this from sharingtime and added:
    find myself in agreement, except…I...Diet Coke on top...all...
  6. whileyouwereout reblogged this from sharingtime
  7. sydvish reblogged this from fatmanatee and added:
    Good morning sharingtime and fatmanatee! As I type, I am sipping my cherished morning Diet Coke, so I’ll tell you why...
  8. ohgrowup reblogged this from fatmanatee and added:
    I feel that I have to defend myself here. I am an addict. I also drink coffee and smoke tons of cigarettes but diet...
  9. katiebakes reblogged this from sharingtime and added:
    The post is titled “Why can’t...smoke cigarettes and drink coffee
  10. themattsmith reblogged this from kiamatthews and added:
    True. It is only superseded by the caucasian genetic predisposition to buying water in a bottle.
  11. kiamatthews reblogged this from fatmanatee and added:
    I have discovered this in recent years, but white people LOVE diet soda. Like, they can’t stand the taste of regular...
  12. sharingtime posted this