OMG

nudawn:

sydvish:

So, the Saturn they were supposed to be preparing for me was “unacceptable” by their terms, so they told me I could have a Cadillac or a Hummer. Ha! I chose the Caddy.

i mean…this is just too easy.

Sorry to dissapoint everyone, but they just presented me with a less ostentatious option, a mazda 3, which I took. I honestly couldn’t see myself driving a shiny, plum Cadillac.