Apr 13
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- Madelyn (to her mom at Easter Sunday Mass): Mommy, why is Jesus on the cross?
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- Madelyn's mom: he died on the cross
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- Madelyn: why?
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- Madelyn's mom: go ask Sydney
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- <Madelyn's mom laughs because she knows what's coming>
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- Madelyn: Sydney, why did Jesus die on the cross?
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- Sydney: (caught extremely off guard) to save us from our sins.
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- Madelyn: what?
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- Sydney: he died on the cross to save us from the bad guys. He's like a brave prince.
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- Madelyn: why did he save us from the bad guys?
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- Sydney: because he loves us very much and he wants us to be with him in heaven one day
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- Madelyn: why does he want us to go to heaven?
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- Sydney: because he lives there with his daddy and he wants us there too, so we can all be together, like a family.
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- Madelyn: is the priest his daddy?
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- Sydney: no, God is his daddy
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- Madelyn: oh, God is Jesus' daddy.
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- <long pause>
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- Madelyn: are we going to hunt for Easter eggs after church?
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- Sydney: Yes. <breathes huge sigh of relief>
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