Mills is an even bigger nerd than I thought...

behold the following email exchange:

Original email:

Ring found in 3rd floor ladies restroom. Please come to my desk to claim.

Thank you, Crystalynn

Response:

If it says, “One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them” in Mordor script, two things:

1. DO NOT PUT THE RING ON
2. Hide it, and we’ll come at nightfall to retreive it.

Thanks, Mills