“ Oh, and smooth move serving the cake on Styrofoam plates on Earth Day, jerk! I’m sure you had something to do with that too.
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For the record, I had nothing to do with that. However, I do consider it a failure on my part because maybe if I’d gotten the newsletter (which featured an article on Earth Day) out a day earlier, the person responsible for buying the plates to serve cake to ingrates like Nicki would have seen it and thought twice before making the purchase.
