Cool Story, Sydney!
Today, at Subway, the man in front of me asked for brown mustard and light mayonnaise on his sandwich. The “sandwich artist” thought he said “white mayonnaise,” so he put regular mayo on there (kind of a lot in my opinion, although really, I think any is too much, so I am not a good judge). When the customer called him out on it, he said “oh, I thought you said white,” then pulled out the light mayo and put another 3 tablespoons of mayo on the sandwich.
I am sure that’s the solution the customer had in mind! ha!
